peent:

the world is awful but at least we have birds

… and nobody can tell what he is.

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

image

sungl0ry:

"Imagine what you would like to happen."

singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

kablamber:

swolizard:

I don’t really give a damn bout the next generation of kids coming up not having the same shit we did being “90’s kids” and all but I truly do feel bad that they’ll never experience the month leading up to halloween like we did

Christ we had it made, y’all.  RIP 90’s Disney

I’m listening. I’m listening to you

me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
me: ...
me: *reblogs and likes things*
me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

littleprincesschloe:

littleprincesschloe:

a picture of my full toy collection, I’m still missing so many things :3

here you go anon, here are my sex toys. :)

#everything is so cute!!!!!, #nsfw, #SORRY TO MY FOLLOWERS BUT LOOK HOW CUTE????,

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

pcapitated:

PARALLELS: Farin Urlaub’s "Herz? Verloren" / NBC Hannibal

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

teal-deer:

Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying