the world is awful but at least we have birds
… and nobody can tell what he is.
I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
"Imagine what you would like to happen."
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
I don’t really give a damn bout the next generation of kids coming up not having the same shit we did being “90’s kids” and all but I truly do feel bad that they’ll never experience the month leading up to halloween like we did
Christ we had it made, y’all. RIP 90’s Disney
I’m listening. I’m listening to you
a picture of my full toy collection, I’m still missing so many things :3
here you go anon, here are my sex toys. :)
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying